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Saturday is Horror Day #229 – Terrifier 3

Reviewer: Julie Lynn Hayes

Terrifier 3

Sienna (Lauren LaVera) has been in a hospital since her previous encounter with Art the Clown (David Howard Thornton), whom she believe to be dead (but would we be here if he was?) She goes to live with her Aunt Jessica (Margaret Anne Florence) and her husband Greg (Bryce Johnson) and their daughter Gabbie(Antonella Rose), who idolizes Sienna but has no idea of what she has been through. Sienna’s brother Jonathan (Elliott Fullam) is also trying heal, away at college.

Meanwhile Art (of course not dead) and his new friend/girlfriend/minion have become dormant. For now.

Sienna visits her brother and meets his roommate Cole (Mason Macartea) and Cole’s girlfriend Mia (Alexa Blair Robertson),Mis has a true crime podcast and is seriously into Art the Clown. (Not a good idea). Before long, Everyone realizes that Art is back – and just in time for Christmas.

I found this film confusing, to be honest. I had a hard time trying to follow (or find) the plot. There was the usual gratuitous violence and gore – what else do you expect from a Terrifier film? At the same time, it felt like they were trying to give Art a humorous I don’t remember him having before  (I admit it’s been a couple of years since I watched the second film). Almost a macabre sense of whimsy, if you will.  And the wtf ending had me questioning why the sudden supernatural element? Other than setting up the premise for the next film, of course

I’m giving this film 2.5 Stars.

Saturday is Horror Day #229 – Scream

Reviewer: Julie Lynn Hayes

 Scream


Sidney Prescott (Neve Campbell) is struggling, has been ever since her mother was brutally murdered almost a year before. Her boyfriend Billy (Skeet UIlrich) seems unsympathetic to what she is going through, and wants to take their relationship to the next level. When Sidney resists, she wonders if they will even stay together. She has a group of friends she hangs out with, especially her friend Tatum (Rose McGowan) who is dating Stuart (Matthew Lillard), Then there is Randy (Jamie Kennedy), who has a crush on Sidney, works in a video store, and is the resident expert on horror movies.

When her friend Casey (Drew Barrymore) and her boyfriend Steve (Kevin Patrick Walls) are killed, fear 


fills the town, and local news reporter Gale Weathers (Courtney Cox) is quick to connect the murder with that of Sidney’s mother. Sidney already hates Gale for the book she wrote about her late mother, which is about to come out, and resents her intrusions into her life. When a Scream mask is found at the stie of Casey’s murder, it becomes the face of what is going on. But as the body count grows, Sidney isn’t sure who she can trust… and she thinks she might be the killer’s next target.


Hard to believe this film is almost 30 years old. It’s just as good now as it was then, and wears well.  This is a Wes Craven film, who also brought us Nightmare on Elm Street. A lot of familiar faces here, including David Arquette, who later married Courtney Cox (I believe this is how they met). There is a brief glimpse of the convicted killer of Sidney’s mother, Cotton Weary (Liev Schreiber), who is the subject of Gale’s book  – she claims he is innocent. I had totally forgotten most of the film, so I was able to be surprised again, as if I was seeing it for the first time. The story is solid, the acting good, the writing good. Also, look for Henry Winkler in an uncredited role as the school principal. This film delivers on all cylinders, and is definitely worth revisiting. I’ll give this film 4.5 Stars.

 

Saturday is Horror Day #228 – Dead Alive

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Dead Alive

Lionel (Timothy Balme) is a shy young man who lives with his mother (Elizabeth Moody) in Wellington, New Zealand. Then he meets and falls in love with grocery store clerk Paquita (Diana Penalver). But for Lionel, happily ever after is shot in the food when,m during a trip to the zoo, his mother is bitten by a Sumatran rat monkey. Now that she’s been bitten, Mum proceeds to infect others with her “condition”, and life becomes a virtual zombie apocalypse for the hapless Lionel. As if that isn’t bad enough, Lionel’s Uncle Les (Ian Watkin_ threatens to reveal a hidden family secret. And Lionel finds himself with a basement that could double as a daycare for delinquent zombies. Is there any way to end the madness, one where he ends up with the girl of his dreams, Paquita?

Dead Alive is a little known horror film from director Peter Jackson, who is better known for his Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit films. This film deserves to be better known. It’s a comedy/horror/zombie flick that you won’t soon forget. Lionel and Paquita are a cute couple. It’s hard enough for a woman to compete with her boyfriend’s mother for his affection, but once she becomes a zombie? The challenge has just grown to disastrous proportions.  And don’t ignore the opening, where we meet the killer Sumatran rat monkey – it’s hilarious.

I really enjoyed this film. Peter Jackson clearly can do more than fantasy. He should do more of these  films., although I do love his LOTR films too and am looking forward to the Gollum film. I will give this film 4 Stars.

Saturday is Horror Day #227 – Locked

Reviewer: Julie Lynn Hayes

Locked

Eddie Barrish (Bill Skarsgärd) means well. He generally has good intentions. But somehow things always seem to get in the way. Such as when it’s his turn to pick up his daughter Sarah (Ashley Cartwright) from school but his car is in the shop and he doesn’t have the money to pay for it to be fixed and the shop owner refuses to take his word for it that he will pay him or extend him credit.

Eddie is at the end of his rope and desperate. His ex has warned him what will happen if he doesn’t fulfill

his duties as Sarah’s father. His promises are empty and she is fed u with them. He does everything he knows how to do to get the almost $500 he needs… and then he spots the luxury SUV sitting alone in a parking lot.  Looking vulnerable. And it’s unlocked. What else is a guy to do but take it?

But life is not quite so easy….

Eddie finds himself, to his dismay, locked inside the car. Panicked – and on a time schedule – he tries to get out, but to no avail. Then the screen begins to light up with a call, one that is marked Answer Me. He ignores it the first few times, but finally he’s forced to answer it. To his dismay, he discovers himself speaking with the car’s owner,  William (Anthony Hopkins), who tells me he is tired of having his car stolen and the police doing nothing about it. So he’s taken matters into his own hands. And now, if Eddie wants out, he’s going to have to play William’s game.

I have to confess that when I saw that this film had both Bill Skarsgärd and Anthony Hopkins, I knew I wanted to see it, no matter what it was about. And I’m glad I did. It’s a psychological thriller about two men at the end of their ropes. Eddie is just the unlucky one who falls in the fed-up William’s trap. Seriously, who would leave such an expensive vehicle unlocked, alone in a parking lot? But Eddie is desperate, so he isn’t using what common sense he might possess. Eddie goes through an ordeal in his attempts to simply exit the car, and William is relentless in his methods – including taxing Eddie, and withholding food and drink, torturing him with music, etc. I was never sure how things would work out, and I found myself very invested in finding out. Both men do an excellent job of portraying their characters. Despite one reviewer who blared something about Pennywise vs Hannibal Lecter, that is far from the case. Eddie is no Pennywise and William no Lecter. I found the movie very enjoyable, I’ll give this film 4 Stars.

Saturday is Horror Day #226 – Vertigo

Reviewer: Julie Lynn Hayes

Vertigo

John “Scottie” Ferguson is a former San Francisco cop who left his position, in large part as a result of his severe vertigo. Feeling rather at odds with himself, he sits at home, his best friend and companion Marjorie ‘Midge’ Wood (Barbara Bel Geddes), who is also his ex-fiance.  She is trying to cheer him up, lift him out of the doldrums, give him purpose, but so far her efforts are to no avail – even when she makes it clear she still has feelings for him. But he doesn’t take the bait, assuming he is even aware of her attempts. Then his friend Gavin Elster (Tom Helmore) approaches him with a job he’d like Scottie to do – namely, follow his wife Madeleine (Kim Novak). Not that he thinks she is cheating on him, nothing like that, but he is concerned about her, thinks she has changed, and wants to know what is going on with her and is she in any danger because of it.

Scottie follows the woman, and soon discovers that she has a strange routine, beginning with the art

museum where she sits and stares for hours at a painting of a woman. Oddly, he begins to notice similarities between her and the woman – a necklace that Madeleine wears that looks like the one in the  painting, the way Madeleine wears a curl in her hair just like the subject of the painting, whose name turns out to be Caroline Valdez. Scottie looks into the history of that woman as he continues to tail Madeleine, discovering the other places she goes, such as the restaurant where she regularly dines alone, and the small hotel where she has a room, but never sleeps there.

Scottie ends up following her to San Francisco Bay where, to his horror, he watches her throw herself into  the Bay. He dives in after her and rescues her then takes her to his apartment to recover. The next day  she disappears and the cycle continues…. until he finds himself in the position of falling in love with her and his emotions vie with his sense of duty to his friend. Until things escalate beyond his power to control…

Vertigo is an Alfred Hitchcock film from 1958, but this is the first time I’ve watched it. Surprising, considering how much I enjoy Hitchcock films. It’s definitely a psychological thriller, and I was surprised at some of the twists and turns, to my amazement. It’s very well-done and fast paced and yet not too fast, building up tension but in an almost sensual way, aided by the excellent sound track and directions.

I read that the film did not do well at the box office largely because of the audience’s perception of Jimmy as a villain, and they were used to seeing him as wholesome characters . But I disagree. I don’t believe Scottie was the villain here, there are better candidates for that role. I have to say I am not really enamored of Kim Novak and her acting, but I suspect I am in the minority there. I don’t think she expresses emotions very well, and the big reason she was cast is because she fit the type of Hitchock’s “blondes”, as we now know.

That being said, I think this film was beautifully done, had an interesting and engaging story, a great cast – you may remember Barbara Bel Geddes from Dallas, she played Miss Ellie, the Ewing matriarch – and also Ellen Corby, who was Grandma Walton on the Waltons, appears as a hotel manager. I very much enjoyed this film and would highly recommend. I’ll give this film 4.5 Stars.

Saturday is Horror Day #225 – Sssssss

Reviewer: Julie Lynn Hayes

Sssssss


Famed herpetologist Dr. Carl Stoner (Strother Martin) approaches a former student now professor, Dr. Ken Daniels (Richard Shull) to find an assistant, as his last one left suddenly one day and he needs help in his experiments. Daniels recommends David Blake (Dirk Benedict), and when approached, David agrees to take the job (it also gets him out of being bullied by a larger student). When David meets Stoner’s daughter Kristina (Heather Menzies), there is a mutual attraction and they begin a romance. Stoner is not too keen on this however and reprimands his daughter when he realizes she is sleeping with David.

From the outset of their working relationship, Stoner begins to give David a series of injections, in order 


to protect him from snake bites occurred during the course of their work. But David is starting to notice strange side effects – such as inexplicably peeling skin! Stoner assures him that is normal, and a one-time thing, as he helps to peel David’s shedding back.


David and Kristina go on a date to a local carnival and discover that one of the attractions is a snake man. Naturally, they are curious, being both interested in snakes, so they check out the exhibit. The man appears to be a snake man indeed. But there is something about him that seems off. He seems distressed, as if he is trying to tell them something. By the time Kristina figures out what is familiar about him, she realizes what is happening to David and rushes home to save him and confront her father.

This is a bit of an odd film. I’ve been aware of it for years but never attempted to watch it until a coworker suggested it. Strother Martin shines as the mad herpetologist. You might remember him from Cool Hand Luke, and his famous line – “What we got here is a failure to communicate”! Heather Menzies, who plays the daughter, was a popular young actress in the 70s, and was married to actor Robert Urich who is probably best kniwb fir Vega$, Dirk Benedict, who plays David, was in the 70s sci fi show Battlestar Galactica.

 

The plot is, even for the 70s, ridiculous. I found the scenes with the snakes unrealistic. And as for the idea of turning a human being into a snake – first of all, why? Stoner’s motivation is never clear, at least not in my book. That being said, Menzies as the loyal daughter does a good job, and Dirk Benedict, clearly not the bright bulb in the box, is clueless as to what is happening to him. The scenes with Strother Martin and real snakes are clearly not him, and the special effects leave something to be desired. Even so, it’s worth watching to see Martin. So I’ll give this film 3 Stars.

 

Saturday is Horror Day #224 – Nosferatu (2024)

Reviewer: Julie Lynn Hayes

Nosferatu (2024)

Ellen Hutter (Lily-Rose Depp) dreams of a man, a man who wishes to possess her. A man she wishes to be possessed by. Is he real? She doesn’t know, but she is all too aware that she is a newly married wife with a husband she loves, Thomas (Nicholas Hoult) Thomas is a rising star with his law firm, and eager to please. When he learns that he is to deal with a new client, he is pleased, until he finds that the man is infirm and cannot travel, so he must travel to the man – to his home in the distant Carpathian Mountains.

Of course he does not refuse, although Ellen pleads with him not to go. On his arrival, the local folk are less than welcoming, especially one he has revealed his destination – Count Orlok (Bill Skarsgard)’s castle. The trip to the castle is an eerie one, and his reception by Count Orlok just as odd. Especially his obsession with Ellen, whom he spotted in a locket – and promptly took, refusing to return. Things go from bad to worse when he finds himself a prisoner in Orlok’s castle, and he discovers the true nature of the client he has come so far to serve.

Meanwhile, at home, an anxious Ellen confides her fears to her best friend, Anna (Emma Corrin), who is married, with children, to Friedrich Harding (Aaron Taylor-Johnson) and pregnant with another child. Ellen, who has always been supernaturally sensitive, continues to have “visions” of her dream lover, suffering from mysterious fits which alarm her friend. They send for an eminent professor, Albin Eberhart von Franz (Willem Dafoe), who arrives, as well as Dr Wilhelm Sievers (Ralph Ineson). They are at a loss to explain her fits, and the suggestion is made to send her to an asylum for the insane to safeguard the others. And Ellen is concerned that Thomas has not returned from his business trip – and he is long overdue.

Nosferatu is a reboot of the original 1922 film, which was itself a ripoff of Dracula, for which the makers were sued. It is very similar to that, and to the 1979 version, which I previously reviewed. Cinematically, this film is breathtaking, each shot carefully planned and framed. The performances are extra-ordinary, particularly that of Lily-Rose Depp who is, of course, the daughter of Johnny Depp. The story does indeed resonate with what came before, but in its own way. It was very well done, but at the same time I found myself somewhat dissatisfied in ways I can’t completely explain. The dynamic between Ellen and Orlok drew me in at the beginning, but I feel as if it could have used some more depth, especially considering the ending (which I won’t reveal, of course)

I did like it much better than the 1979 Klaus Kinski version, but I felt the storytelling was perhaps uneven. I’m sure a lot of people will disagree. I’m not denying it’s a very good film. But perhaps not as satisfying as I would have wanted. I’ll give this film 4 Stars.

Saturday is Horror Day #223 – Rawhead Rex

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Rawhead Rex

Howard Hallenbeck (David Dukes) and his wife Elaine (Kelly Piper) take their two children on a vacation to Ireland to learn about their Irish heritage and roots. Little do they know that a construction worker has unexpectedly awakened an ancient evil. And no one in this small Irish village is safe!

Despite being on vacation, Howard is working on a new book and has been given permission to do

research at the local church. But he finds that Father Declan O’Brien (Ronan Wilmot) is not very friendly Luckily Reverend Coot (Niall Toibin) is friendlier

Strange things are happening in the village, and  people are dying at the hands of a strange creature. If something isn’t done about this thing, the death toll is only going to rise!

I’ll be honest – this is an odd film. Evil priest and clueless villagers and of course the American tourists who end up in the thick of things! The father is played by David Dukes, and I recognized him immediately from an old episode of All in the Family. A rather disturbing episode I’ll admit. One of the priests will be familiar to anyone who watches Ballykissangel, he plays Father Mac.

The creature in question who is causing all the havoc (I had to look this up as I wasn’t sure and I just watched it) is a demon (or maybe the devil himself, not sure) who was accidentally freed from his burial site. The unpleasant comes under his control via something at the church. The creature is odd, to say the least, having what seemed to me an almost robotic face with glowing eyes that people were upset by (like the rest of him wasn’t a reason to run away in fright).

The wife of David Dukes’ character made me want to call CPS on her. There was a scene when the family was in the car, and they had like a half day’s drive ahead of them. The little girl said she had to use the bathroom. It was too far to go back and they were too far from their destination, so Dad pulled over, near some kind of gates area, although the gate had seen better days. The mother turned around and told the girl to go on and do her business, but never offered to go with her. When the father suggested that, the mother said the girl would be fine. The girl was like 5 ot 6 years old maybe! So finally, Dad agreed to go with her. In another scene, when the siblings were arguing, she walked right past them as if she couldn’t see or hear them, and then started whining to her husband about being bored.

That aside, this is a weird film, and I never understood how that creature was a demon (or the devil? still not sure). And why was he wearing pants? There is a certain amount of gore, so I wouldn’t recommend this for kids. The mad priest is a bit too mad. David Dukes was fine and so was Niall Tobin. But on the whole, I don’t recommend it very highly. I’ll give this film 2 Stars.

Saturday is Horror Day #222 – We Have Always Lived in the Castle

Reviewer: Julie Lynn Hayes

We Have Always Lived in the Castle

Sisters Merricat (Taissa Farmiga) and Constance (Alexandra Daddario) Blackwood, along with their disabled Uncle Julian (Crispin Glover) live in isolation at the family home, Blackwood House. Six years have passed since a family tragedy occurred, one involving arsenic. But the villagers at nearby Shirleyville have long memories. When Merricat reluctantly makes her weekly excursion to get supplies, they torment her terribly. As for Constance, she finds herself of leaving the grounds at all.

Merritcat safeguards the house and its inhabitants as well as she can through her witchy spells and the

objects that she buries. But when she is forced to go into the village unexpectedly one day, she doesn’t have the chance to set any spells, and the worst happens in the form of their cousin Charles (Sebastian Stan) who shows up without warning and proceeds to turn their lives upside down. Merricat hates him, but Constance, who is too trusting and innocent for her own good, falls under his spell. Neither realize that he is there to get the money that is kept in the huge safe in the house. When he takes over the household and becomes very strict with Merricat, she realizes something must be done.

We Have Always Lived in the Castle is based on the novel by Shirley Jackson, who also gave us The Lottery and The Haunting of Hill House. This story is similar to the others in that it focus on the psychological rather than physical horror. Referring to Blackwood House as a castle draws an image of splendid isolation, of withdrawl from reality as reflected in the main characters’ withdrawal from even the society of the nearby village. Merricat’s weekly treks into Shirleyville are torturous for her, but she bears them for her sister’s sake, who is even more crippled than she is. It’s not until the arrival of their cousin Charles that the torture continues for Merricat at home as well. Desperate times call for desperate measures.

Taissa Farmiga does a splendid job as Merricat. You may know her older sister Vera, from such films as The Conjuring and The Boy in the Striped Pyjama. I almost didn’t recotnize Crispin Glover as the uncle. Paula Malcolmson also appears – you might remember her from Deadwood and Ray Donovan. And of course my favorite – Sebastian Stan – who was the Hatter in Once Upon a Time, and is probably best known for playing Bucky Barnes in the Marvel film series. That being said, despite the stellar cast, this is definitely a slow burn, and I might have to watch it again to appreciate it better. It’s not your typical horror film – no jump scares, no dismembered corpses, nothing of the kind. Pure psychological horror. Reviews seem to be mixed. It was well done, it just didn’t always keep my attention. However, it is a short film, and I don’t consider it a waste of time. Decide for yourself. I’ll give this film 3.5 Stars.

Saturday is Horror Day #221 – Venom (1981)

Reviewer: Julie Lynn Hayes

Venom (1981)

Philip Hopkins (Lance Holcomb) is the ten-year-old son of a well-to-do family. His asthma keeps him mostly indoors among the pets he loves and collects. When his mother Ruth (Cornelia Sharpe), goes to join his father in Rome, Philips is left in the care of his grandfather Howard Anderson (Sterling Hayden), a world famous hunter, and the family maid Louise (Susan George) and the chauffeur Dave (Oliver Reed). Philip and his grandfather concoct a little scheme to enable Philip to sneak out of the house long enough to pick up his newest purchase from the dealer – a gray snake. Unknown to them, Dave and Louise have their own plan that is going to go down while the mother is away, one that involves a third man, Jacmel (Klaus Kinski) – they plan to kidnap the boy and hold him for ransom.

Meanwhile, at the Institute of Toxicology, Dr. Marion Stowe (Sarah Miles) discovers that a snake that was

recently purchased by them is not the one they ordered, it’s a common domestic snake. To her horror, she realizes that the purchaser of this domestic snake actually has the black mamba they expected to get – the most dangerous animal in the world. A policeman is sent to the boy’s house to inquire about it, but the nervous kidnappers assume they have been discovered, chaos ensues, and now they are all trapped in the house with a black mamba that is loose and the police are just outside the door – between a rock and a hard place!

To be honest, I didn’t know what to expect with this 1981 film (not to be confused with the Tom Hardy film of the same name). I was very pleasantly surprised. This is definitely no cheap horror film, and the snake is not CGI or cartoonish – and something to be legitimately scared of. There are some well-known actors in this film – Oliver Reed, Sterling Hayden, Susan George, Klaus Kinski, Sarah Miles, and Nicol Williamson as the police commander who is determined to rescue the boy and his grandfather. The acting is wonderful, as is the writing and direction. I had no idea what was going to happen, it is far from predictable. I loved Nicol Williamson’s performance as Commander Bulloch – he commands any scene he is in. You may remember him from the film Excalibur where he played Merlin. Oliver Reed as the chauffeur is prone to act first and think after, which doesn’t work well. You may remember him from such films as Gladiator and Tommy.

Klaus Kinski as the cold rather psychotic German is perfect. You may recall I recently reviewed Nosferatu, where he starred as the titular character. I much preferred Venom and his performance there.  All in all, a very entertaining film, well worth watching. I’ll give this film 4.5 Stars.