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Saturday is Horror Day #129 – Outcast

Reviewer: Julie Lynn Hayes

Outcast

Mary (Kate Dickie) is determined to protect her son Fergal (Niall Bruton) at any cost. Constantly on the run, they end up in a run-down tenement where hopefully they will be safe. But she warns him that he must listen to her and avoid other people, especially girls.

Petronella (Hanna Stanbridge) lives with her drunken mother and her special needs brother Tomatsk (Josh

Whitelaw). There isn’t much to do other than watch out for her brother and hang out with her friend Ally (Karen Gillan). She can’t help but notice Fergal, her new neighbor, and she’s drawn to him.

Cathal (James Nesbitt) is a magic user on a mission, but to succeed he needs permission from Laird (James Cosmo). Cathal seeks a certain power, and to do that he must confront another magic user, who is equally determined not to be found. Liam (Ciaran McMenamin) is helping him achieve his goal, but Cathal grows impatient and doesn’t want to listen or do what he is told.

Also, there is a beast that is striking havoc in the neighborhood, luring and killing unsuspecting victims. Can it be stopped?

I wasn’t sure what to make of this at first, as it seems a little slow at first and a little disjointed. Frankly, I got it because of James Nesbitt. But as the story progresses, little by little it begins to make sense as we watch the plot unfold and you find yourself wondering how is this going to work out? And how does everything fit together? It’s an interesting urban legend sort of story, with magic and beasts and horror, worth watching. I’ll give this film 4 Stars.

Saturday is Horror Day #128 – Saw, Tales of Terror

Reviewer: Julie Lynn Hayes

Saw

Two men, Lawrence (Cary Elwes) and Adam( Leigh Wannell) awaken on opposite sides of a disgusting filthy bathroom with no recollection of how they got they or any idea of why they are there. To make matters worse, each man is chained and unable to escape. But if they want to survive, they are going to have to rely on one another…and time is running out.

Suddenly Lawrence thinks he knows what is going on, as he was recently a suspect in a serial killer investigation being conducted by two policemen, Detective Tapp (Danny Glover) and Detective Sing (Ken Leung). This killer has left a trail of grisly crime scenes and victims who died horrible deaths in gruesome traps. The only known survivor of his blood lust – at least so far – is Amanda (Shawnee Smith), and the tale she tells is a horrifying one.

The clock is ticking and Lawrence’s family is at risk. He must do something before they’ll die…even if it includes killing Adam.

This is the film that started it all – the first Saw movie, directed by James Wan and written by him and Leigh Whannell. This film is not for the faint-hearted, although it doesn’t show the same degree of callousness as Terrifier. Much like its namesake, Jigsaw, the story is a puzzle with many layers, and the truth lies somewhere in the middle. I first saw it years ago, before I ever saw Lost, so I wasn’t familiar with either Michael Emerson (who plays an orderly) or Ken Leung, but I recognize them now.

I intend to rewatch the entire series, probably not in time for the new one next month. Even so, it will be fun. This one is almost 20 years old and it holds up well, setting the tone for what is to come. Except I already know the traps are going to get worse…far worse. Great beginning to one of my favorite horror series. I give this film 4 Stars.


Tales of Terror

Morella: Lenora (Maggie Pierce) returns to a home she has never known and a father, Locke (Vincent Price) who turned his back on her after her birth because of the death of his wife/her mother, Morella (Leona Gage). At first, he is less than thrilled to see her, until he learns that she is dying. But there is another who rejoices in this news and tends to make use of it – none other than the long-dead Morella, who has been kept uninterred in an upstairs bedroom.

The Case of Monsieur Valdemar – Valdemar (Vincent Price) is an older man who is dying, to the

chagrin of his young wife Helene (Debra Paget). To make matters worse, he has agreed to allow mesmerist Carmichael (Basil Rathbone) to attend to him, and to be on hand for the moment of his demise in order to carry out his “experiment” regarding what happens at the time of death. Helene is opposed and so is Valdemar’s physician, Dr. James (David Frankham). But Valdemark cannot be dissuaded. He also tells his wife that after his demise, she should be with the handsome doctor. But Carmichael isn’t all he appears to be, and he has plans both for the dying man and his wife.

The Black Cat: Montresor Herringbone (Peter Lorre) is an unemployed drunk who abuses his long-suffering wife Annabel (Joyce Jameson) in order to get money with which to continue drinking. One day, by accident, he stumbles into a wine tasting contest, and decides to challenge a connoisseur of fine wines, Fortunate Luchresi (Vincent Price). Afterward, Fortunato takes the drunken Montresor home and meets the lovely Annabel. The attraction is immediate and an affair begins. Suddenly, Montresor has no problem getting the money he needs to go drinking and stay away from the house. But when he learns the truth, what revenge will he exact on the lovers?

This is one of Roger Corman’s Poe-derived film, and is a favorite of mine, especially the Black Cat segment, which is based on the Cask of Amontillado. Peter Lorre does comedy very well. Also see Comedy of Terrors, which features the same cast, and which I’ll probably review at some time. Basil Rathbone does his usual inimitable job as the villain in Valdemar, and Joyce Jameson is stellar as Annabel in the Black Cat. You can never go wrong with Vincent Price. I’ve seen it a number of times and will watch it again undoubtedly. I give this film 4 Stars.

Saturday is Horror Day #127 – Twice-Told Tales, Wrong Turn 5

Reviewer: Julie Lynn Hayes

Twice-Told Tales

Dr. Heidegger’s Experiment concerns a man, Dr. Carl Heidegger (Sebastian Cabot)  determined to not only restore youth to himself but to his best friend Alex (Vincent Price) and to restore the long-dead body of his fiance Sylvia (Mari Blanchard). Alex tries to talk him out of his well-meant intention, arguing that it cannot be done. But then Heidegger does the seemingly impossible…however not without a price.

Rappaccini’s Daughter is about a man named Rappaccini (Vincent Price) so scarred by his wife leaving

him that he is determined to never lose his daughter Beatrice (Joyce Taylor) in the same way. He inoculates his daughter with a deadly poison that ensures she can never leave the garden which contains the deadly plants, and makes her touch deadly to everyone else. A young man, Giovanni Guasconti (Brett Halsey) happens to see her looking out her window and is instantly smitten. However, she tries to dissuade him from visiting her. True love cannot be thwarted, even though she can never go out with him…until her father discovers what’s up and determines to sever that connection for good.

In The House of the Seven Gables, Gerald Pyncheon (Vincent Price) returns to his ancestral home with his new wife Alice (Beverly Garland) after a very long absence, in order to claim what he believes is rightfully his.  His sister Hannah (Jacqueline deWit) attempts to persuade him to let the matter go, but to no avail. Alice seems inordinately sensitive to the presence of something or someone. When Jonathan Maulle (Richard Denning),  a descendant of Mathew Maulle, arrives to right an old wrong, things go horribly awry.

These are three stories told by Nathaniel Hawthorne, but they are not quite as he told him. The writer and director have conspired to give them somewhat of a Poe-esque twist. So be warned if you read the book, this isn’t really it. Especially House of the Seven Gables, which is a novel, not a short story. At any rate, it’s worth watching for Vincent Price alone, even if it’s rather dated now. You may remember Sebastian Cabot from Family Affair as the gentleman’s gentleman, Mr. French. Beverly Garland was quite the femme fatale in her day but I remember her from My Three Sons as Fred McMurray’s second wife. Richard Denning is probably best known for Creature From the Black Lagoon. All in all, still worth watching. I give this film 3 Stars.

Wrong Turn 5: Bloodlines

A group of college students decide to attend the Mountain Man Festival in West Virginia, on Halloween, and they meet you know who. Because of course they do.

I’ll make this short and sweet. I didn’t finish this one either, which apparently is the sequel to Wrong Turn 4 that I also turned off. I think I didn’t even last as long with 5 because it was that bad. The sad thing is that I didn’t even realize Doug Bradley was in it, and I always liked him as Pinhead. Oh well, can’t win them all. I’ll give this .5 just for Doug, but I recommend avoiding it like the plague. Guess we’ll see what the sixth one brings. Will that be the charm?

Saturday is Horror Day #126 – Kill Bill: Vol 1, Men

Reviewer: Julie Lynn Hayes

Kill Bill: Vol 1

Weddings are generally joyous and happy events in a person’s life. But sadly that is not always the case. A bride (Uma Thurman) awakens from a four-year coma to discover her world as she knew it no longer exists, ripped away by person or persons unknown. She is determined to have her revenge. But first things first…where is Bill?

I’ve heard about this movie for a long time and finally got around to watching it. Uma Thurman is the

distraught bride who intends to put an end to those who caused her such pain, including the death of her unborn child. She systematically hunts them all down, asking everyone the same question – where is Bill? The fight scenes are decent, if bloody. But then it is a Tarantino film, so that’s to be expected. I also expected more answers than I got. Such as where is Bill? I guess that’s why they made a second film. Guess I’ll have to watch that to find out.

This film does contain some familiar faces, such as Daryl Hannah and Lucy Liu. I don’t think it’s as great as the hype makes it out to be, but it was worth watching. I’ll hold further judgement until I see the second part. I’ll give this film 4 Stars.

Men

Harper (Jessie Buckley) is distraught over the death of her husband James (Paapa Essiedu) and decides to retreat to the country to soothe her aching soul and find some sort of peace.  Unsure of whether his death was a suicide or an accident, she blames herself. The more she tries to forget, the more she remembers. She finds the men in this remote village to be…well, off. Even the parish priest seems to blame her for what happened to James, and then there is a insufferable child who speaks to her as no child should.

The more she explores her beautiful surroundings, the more troubled she becomes. Is there something

sinister here? Why do all these men resemble one another so much? Many questions, but few answers. And then there is the naked man (Rory Kinnear) who just appeared outside her window one day, and haunts her. She can’t seem to get anyone to help her! Maybe coming out here wasn’t such a great idea after all!

I’m not gonna lie, I was intrigued by the trailer and excited to watch this film. It doesn’t hurt that I am a huge fan of Rory Kinnear. The setting and photography was lush, I really enjoyed it. The acting was top notch, as was the direction. But the story…oh, the story. Where I was turned off was when it turned from simple horror story to something else entirely. Metaphorical, maybe? As in not everything you’re seeing is real, it’s all part of her grief.  Yeah, not what I wanted or expected. And the ending…oh the ending. It’s…beyond words. See for yourself and see what you make of it. I’ll just give this film 3 Stars and move on.

Saturday is Horror Day #124 – Malignant, The Pit and the Pendulum (1961)

Reviewer: Julie Lynn Hayes

Malignant


Madison (Annabelle Wallis) is pregnant, but her four previous pregnancies have all ended in miscarriages. Her husband Derek (Jake Abel) is abusive. They get into an argument and he throws her against the wall, knocking her head hard, causing her to bleed. She locks herself in her room, and has a nightmare where she sees someone enter the house and kill Derek! The killer knocks her unconscious. She wakes to find herself in the hospital, and Derek is actually dead. Her sister Sydney (Maddie Hasson) has to tell her the sad news that her baby didn’t survive.

The police investigate, of course, but there is nothing Madison can tell them.  Madison goes home, and there she reveals to Sydney that she was actually adopted at the age of eight and has no memories before that time. Meanwhile, the killer kidnaps a woman during a Seattle Underground tour, and Madison’s head keeps bleeding for some reason.

 

Madison continues to have disturbing visions of death, which actually turn out to be true, but she can’t explain how she knows. During a hypnotherapy session, Madison remembers a childhood friend she had forgotten about – Gabriel. But her parents claimed he was imaginary, while Madison insists he was not. But the truth is stranger than that…

Malignant is a James Wan, and I love him. It has his signature look, including sophisticated and eerie graphics. But the beginning of the film suffers from looking too predictable, to the point where I considered turning it off. It did pick up, and the actual premise was more interesting than I gave it credit for being, even if rather unlikely. But I haven’t seen anything like it, so all in all not a bad film, just not as good as some of his others. I’ll give this film 3 Stars

The Pit and the Pendulum (1961)


Francis Barnard (John Kerr) is in search of answers as to what happened to his sister Elizabeth (Barbara Steele). She traveled from London to Spain to marry nobleman Nicholas Medina (Vincent Price), and then she died. No details were forthcoming, so he decided to find out for himself. On arrival at the castle, the servants tried to turn him away, but a young woman came to his rescue. She introduces herself as Catherine Medina (Luana Anders), Nicholas’ sister. But when he asks to know how his sister died, she has no ready explanation.

Barnard insists he will not leave without the answers he seeks. When he does meet Nicholas, who is obviously in mourning, he is reluctant to speak about his late wife. Later, Catherine tries to explain to Barnard of the horrible things Nicholas witnessed as a child. Their father had been an Inquisitor during the time of the Spanish Inquisition and possessed a torture chamber filled with unspeakable horrors. Having lured his wife and his brother into the dungeon, he accused them of adultery, and did what he did best, all witnessed by the young boy.

 

Fortune is with them when Nicholas’ good friend and physician, Doctor Charles Leon (Antony 


Carbone) arrives at the castle. But even he is a loss to heal his friend’s wounds. Nicholas reveals that he has a long-standing fear of premature burial, but Leon assures him his wife was quite dead when they buried her. Then why does he hear strange noises in the night? And who was playing the harpsichord she played so often? Could he have made a dreadful mistake?

Although based on a story by Edgar Allan Poe, this film does not follow the actual story. Even so, I have loved this movie since I was a kid. I mean, Vincent Price, what’s not to love? That being said, this is the story of a man whom circumstances are driving toward madness, despite the best efforts of his sister. Vincent Price is wonderful as Nicholas Medina, and the rest of the cast do a good job. This is what we watch a Roger Corman film for. Nicholas’ madness reminds me of that of Roderick Usher in The Fall of the House of User (another Roger Corman/Vincent Price collaboration). Still great after all these years. Not perfect, but good. I’ll give this film 4 Stars.

Saturday is Horror Day #123 – Pan’s Labyrinth

Reviewer: Julie Lynn Hayes

Pan’s Labyrinth

Ofelia’s (Ivana Baquero) world is thrown into turmoil when her father dies during the war and her mother Carmen (Ariadna Gil) makes the reacquaintance of an army officer named Vidal (Sergi Lopez). Now heavily pregnant, Carmen rejoins her new husband, wishing to introduce him to Ofelia. But he is not only controlling, he is mean and sadistic and life goes from bad to worse. The only other person Ofelia can count on is Mercedes (Maribel Verdu), unaware that Mercedes has a secret of her own.

Ofelia likes to lose herself in her books of fairy tales, despite the Captain’s objections. And she will not

call him father, either. One night a grasshopper comes to her room, telling her to follow it. It leads her to a labyrinth, and there she meets the faun Fauno (Doug Jones). He tells her of a story about a princess… and how Ofelia is that princess. And in order to claim what is rightfully hers, she must perform three tasks.

This was a beautiful film in many ways. Everything came together – writing, acting, directing, editing, cinematography, all under the deft hand of Guillermo del Toro. It’s hard to tell where reality ends and fantasy begins…or if they truly do.  Brutal people do brutal things, and sometimes good people have to make hard decisions. If you’re looking for sunshine and sweetness and Tinker Bell-like fairies, then this is probably not the movie for you. But if you want to lose yourself in a little girl’s world, take this extraordinary journey along with her, then please do enter. But do so at your own risk.

I would not change a thing about this film. I give it 5 Stars.

Saturday is Horror Day #122 – Wrong Turn 3: Left for Dead

Reviewer: Julie Lynn Hayes

Wrong Turn 3: Left for Dead

A relaxing rafting trip goes horribly wrong for two couples when they are set upon by the same inbred crazies from the first two films. The only survivor is Alex (Janet Montgomery) who manages to bolt into the woods, panic stricken, and evade capture.

A group of convicts is about to be transferred to another prison, when the warden receives word that there will be an attempted ambush and freeing of the prisoners by the gang members still on the outside. In order to outsmart those plans, the transfer is scheduled for a week earlier than planned, and will take a different route. Unfortunately, the new route will take them into the remote backwoods of West Virginia, and… well, you can guess the rest. The convict bus gets into an accident after being hit by a tow driven by the mutant called Three Finger (Borislav Iliev). The policeman who is accompanying them and the corrections officer have no choice but to free the prisoners from the back of the burning van, making sure they are safely chained together.

So, here we go again. Same mutants, new sacrifices. If you thought the second one was bad, I hate to say it but this one is worse. Everything sucks. Writing, directing, acting. No Henry Rollins to save the day. They even divested the film of the camp which was what made the first one and attempted to save the second one. This one is supposed to be a taut thriller with gore. It fails miserably. Except for the gore.

Even the mutants don’t seem too excited to be there. Makes you wonder if they’re cannibals, what do they eat when people don’t stumble into their little corner of the world? At any rate, this one sucked. I’m going to give it .5 Stars just because there was a small attempt at making the traps innovative and horrifying. My advice is to steer clear. Hopefully the next one will possess some redeeming qualities, but I am not holding my breath on that.

Saturday is Horror Day #121 – Wrong Turn 2: Dead End

Reviewer: Julie Lynn Hayes

 Wrong Turn 2: Dead End

A retired military commander (Henry Rollins) is chosen to host a simulated survival reality show that is meant to mimic a post-apocalyptic world. The contestants converge in a remote section of West Virginia wilderness. Unfortunately for them, they have landed themselves in the midst of a deformed, inbred cannibal family who want to eat them for dinner. Now survival is actually an imperative.

That is the plot in a nutshell. Put together a bunch of stereotypes, including a jock, a lesbian, a beauty queen, a sex hungry immature punk… well, you get the idea. Bad, very bad writing, and little to no actual plot make this one of the worst films ever. Should have gone straight to the garbage and just completely remade with a totally different production team.

 

Bear McCreary (of Outlander fame, among other works), wrote the music, so I won’t diss that. But make no mistake, this is a horrible movie. The inbred cannibal movie is so over the top deformed and half-witted that it’s just ridiculous. They grunt rather than speak. Except for the dinner scene where they say grace and one of them actually says amen. Also be warned that there is a great deal of gore in this film, and in one scene a woman is sliced in two (and boy was it believable – not!)

 

While I liked the first movie in the series, this one definitely took a wrong turn (yes, pun intended). If you plan to watch the series, as I am doing, skip this one. You won’t be missing anything. The only reason I’m giving it the rating I’m giving it is because of Henry Rollins, who did his part. I give this film .5 Stars. Yes, as in less than one. Be warned.

 

Saturday is Horror Day #120 – Predestination

Reviewer: Julie Lynn Hayes

Predestination

The Barkeep (Ethan Hawke) isn’t the bartender he seems to be. He is actually a temporal agent, who plans to retire…but first he has to catch the one criminal who has managed to elude him for years. And he has to do it before he kills more people than ever before. Known as the Fizzle bomber, he has chased him through time. Of course, the Barkeep has the advantage of knowing when in time to find him. But so far, all his efforts have been for naught.

As a bartender, it’s his job to meet many people, and it’s not surprising that he strikes up conversations with many of his customers. While speaking to one person, he learns that he writes under the title of The Unmarried Mother (Sarah Snook). But The UM says he has a even more surprising story to tell. The Barkeep is skeptical, so they place a wager, and the tale begins. The Barkeep is shocked at the first words, as the UM says “When I was a little girl…”

Predestination is a story about time travel. I won’t go into any more detail, because I don’t want to give

spoilers. This film should be appreciated without any forehand knowledge. I will say this about that – Predestination blew my mind…multiple times. I didn’t see the twists coming, and I’ve never seen anything like this before.

This movie is well-written and directed, but I have to give the greatest kudos to Sarah Snook for her performance.

I honestly went into this with few expectations, didn’t really know what it was about other than time travel, not a particular fan of Ethan Hawke, but I came away a believer. This film definitely warrants a second look at least, and I’ll be glad to do that. See for yourself and let me know if you agree. I give this film 4.5 Stars.

Saturday is Horror Day #119 – Ichi the Killer, Let’s Kill Ward’s Wife

Reviewer: Julie Lynn Hayes

 Ichi the Killer

Kakihara (Tadanobu Asano) is a yakuza enforcer who definitely stands out in a crowd because of his blond hair, his strange facial markings, and the wires around his mouth. When his boss goes missing, Kakihara vows to find him no matter what, and no matter who tells him to leave the matter alone. Kakihara is a sadomasochist who enjoys receiving pain as much as he likes inflicting it.

In the course of his search, he discovers a killer named Ichi (Nao Omori), a young sensitive man who has

been trained to destroy the bullies of the world, having witnessed a very traumatic scene in his youth. He leaves a wake of death and destruction wherever he goes, and Kakihara can’t help but be impressed. Perhaps this is someone who can offer pain beyond his wildest dreams.

Let me start by saying this is a very violent film, so violent it has been banned in various countries, not such which ones or if that ban still exists today. This is just what I read. Yes, very violent and visceral, but very well done also.  I am not familiar with the director, Takashi Miike, but I understand he is very respected in the industry. This story was taken from a manga, again one I am not familiar with.

There are some very compelling characters and outstanding performances here. If you are in any way squeamish, I would not recommend it. That being said, there are some interesting twists if you can stick with it. It is a little long, over two hours, but worth the watch. Kakihara and Ichi are both compelling characters. I give this film 4 Stars.

Let’s Kill Ward’s Wife

To say that Ward (Donald Faison) is henpecked by his wife Stacy (Dagmara Dominczyk) would be an understatement. His friends have all noticed it and hate it. Not that they don’t have issues of their own. David (Patrick Wilson) is a temporarily unemployed actor who is separated from his wife Amanda (Marika Dominczyk). Ronnie (James Carpinello) is an unmarried womanizer. Tom Bradford (Scott Foley) works with Ward as a reporter, and is married to Gina (Amy Acker), but he makes a date with a woman he interviews. Ward and Stacy hold a party for son Ramon’s christening, but of course, Ward ruins it (at least in her eyes) and she doesn’t stop ranting. Ward’s friends watch the spectacle from across the room with great dismay. We need to kill Ward’s wife is the general consensus.

An unfortunate circumstance arises in which Scott actually does kill her. Now how are they going to get rid of the body? Friends (and wives) have to stick together, right? There is a slight complication, though. Ward’s neighbor Bruce (Greg Grunberg) is a cop. And he wants to hang with the guys and play golf. Think they can distract him from figuring out what happened as they dispose of the body and then report Ward’s wife missing?

This is definitely a dark movie with elements of comedy. Which doesn’t make it a comedy, per se. Nobody is perfect in this film, not the guys and certainly not Ward’s wife. But I also think that maybe she is suffering from PPD, since Ward says she was fine until she became pregnant. This is like the ultimate bro movie – what would you do for your friend? Even Ward isn’t fazed by his wife’s death once he realizes he’s gained the world. Interesting film. I’ll give it 3.5 Stars.